So this is the guy, huh? Our prodigal Leader. yeah I guess he looks tough. He’s got some nice shiny armor anyways. Truth be told I think he looks a little bit like George Clooney. You know, that actor guy that’s been in those movies and such. Well I was never a big fan of the guy and thought he always had a stunt double around when he might get a paper cut in the next scene. in fact the guy we think is George Clooney is probably his stunt double. How would we ever know?
Well that’s kind of how I feel about this “Prodigal Leader”, Frank. Sure he looks all shiny and has a good looking weapon and has done “amazing” things, but I think he’s just a little “off”. He doesn’t really look like he’s gotten that much sleep lately or sun for that matter. He’s getting quite pale if you ask me.
But you know what Frank? This is probably the best thing I have going for me at the moment, so I’m out here waiting around with all you guys for some directions in all this craziness with the zombies and abominations and giant skeletons. I wonder if this is what grave-keepers go through when they snap?
Oh it looks like our “Prodigal leader” want to make an announcement. Probably going to say something like “They can take our lives, but not or freedom!" except they would just resurrect us into something for the scourge so technically we would lose our freedom, or “This…Is….Northrend!” which is pretty obvious if you ask me since there’s scourge everywhere and it ain’t exactly a tropical paradise either.
Wait. What’s going on? Did he just kill Stuart? Why is he fighting us? has he gone mad? I KNEW it! He is crazy. We got to stop him , Frank. He’s going to kill us all if we don’t.
Braiiiiiiiiinnnnssssssss…..
